Cool BLACK CAT with GREEN eyes! :)
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> Go to this site (link is below) to see something awesome! No clue how they got this to work. If you tease the cat with the mouse pointer on the chest or stomach, it will purr. Make the cat meow also, by rubbing it's forehead with the pointer. If you make a slow circle around the body, not only will the head/eyes follow your pointer, but toward the top, the paw will go up, and when in front of the paws at the bottom, the cat's foot comes out like it wants to play with your mouse pointer. Check out the breathing and the tail movement.>

Enjoy!>> http://home.wanadoo.nl/annekebroenink/maukie2.swf>

1. First close one of your eye.
2. Move your mouse point at the red '!".
3. Right click at the !.
4. Then go (select all).
5. Then u'll see the result.
Stupid !
People ask you to do something and u do it without applying your mind ;)
YOur eye sight is allright,But YoUr Mind has gOt Problem hehehehe ..Ha..HA..HA..!!!
Pls don't b angry ...
I am a VICTIM also..
iF U FELL UNHAPPY THEN SEND IT TO YOUR BEST FRIEND ..

A riddle that will kill your brain!!
There are three words in the English
language that end in "gry". ONE is angry and the other is hungry.
EveryONE knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE
uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you
the third word. What is it? _______gry?

Finally a Barbie we all can relate to.

At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully.

These are a bit more realistic...
1. Bifocals Barbie.
Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.

2. Hot Flash Barbie.
Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues.

3. Facial Hair Barbie.
As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.

4. Flabby Arms Barbie.
Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new, roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, two-MuMus with tummy-support panels are included.

5. Bunion Barbie.
Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.

6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie.
Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics.

7. Soccer Mom Barbie.
All that experience as a cheerleader is really paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch.

8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie.
It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B&B. Includes a real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do."

9. Divorced Barbie.
Sells for$ 199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat, ken's dog, ken's cat.....basically everything ken own's!

10. Recovery Barbie.
Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Comes with a little copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke.

11. Post-Menopausal Barbie.
This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book "Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self" is included.

place's to have sex and things to say!

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You should have SEX on days that begin with T:
Thanksgiving,
Tuesday,
Thursday,
Today,
Tomorrow,
Thaturday?
Thunday?
Every Thucking day!

Sex is:
like Nokia (connecting people)
like Nike (Just do it)
like Pepsi (ask for more)
like Coca Cola (Enjoy)
like me (too good to be true)

Top 10 Places to have sex:
In your bed
In your parents bed
In a car
On a washing machine, while running
In a hot tub
On a beach, down in the sand
On a comfy couch with the TV on
On a waterbed
A plane bathroom
In the rain

Top 10 Places NOT to have sex:
In the movies
In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!
In front of all of your friends
In a phonebooth
In your best friend's bed
At Grandma's house
At school
In your dirty basement
In the street
ON-LINE

Top three things to say before having sex:
I love you (but only if you mean it)
Rock my world
Let's get ready to RUMBLE...

Top three things NOT to say before having sex:
Is this gunna hurt?
Sure....I've done this thousands of times...
Are you sure it's on there?

Top 3 things to say after sex:
Are you sure this was you're first time?
Gotta cigarette?
Wanna do it again?

Top 3 things NOT to say after sex:
That was IT??
I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya
OOPS, the condom broke! My bad!

place's to have sex and things to say!

Top 10 Places to have sex:
In your bed
In your parents bed
In a car
On a washing machine, while running
In a hot tub
On a beach, down in the sand
On a comfy couch with the TV on
On a waterbed
A plane bathroom
In the rain

Top 10 Places NOT to have sex:
In the movies
In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!
In front of all of your friends
In a phonebooth
In your best friend's bed
At Grandma's house
At school
In your dirty basement
In the street
ON-LINE

Top three things to say before having sex:
I love you (but only if you mean it)
Rock my world
Let's get ready to RUMBLE...

Top three things NOT to say before having sex:
Is this gunna hurt?
Sure....I've done this thousands of times...
Are you sure it's on there?

Top 3 things to say after sex:
Are you sure this was you're first time?
Gotta cigarette?
Wanna do it again?

Top 3 things NOT to say after sex:
That was IT??
I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya
OOPS, the condom broke! My bad!